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ALRIGHT FUCKERS I’M GONNA TEACH YOU HOW TO DEEP-CONDITION YOUR HAIR

REST OF THE GUIDE UNDER THE CUT. READ THIS SHIT, IT’S WORTH YOUR WHILE.

FIRST YOU GONNA TAKE YOUR NASTY-ASS HAIR

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LOOK AT THAT DRY SHIT ON YOUR HEAD

TAKE A SHOWER AND THEN TOWEL IT DRY SO IT’S SLIGHTLY DAMP AND PRODUCT-FREE

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FUCKING MAGNIFICENT

THEN YOU’RE GONNA GET SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE FUCKING CONDITIONER

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HELL YES

PUT A TON OF THAT SHIT IN YOUR HAIR, AND YOU BETTER BE PAYING A SHITLOAD OF ATTENTION TO THE ENDS

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HELL FUCKING YES

NOW GET SOME OLIVE OIL. WE’RE GONNA MOISTURIZE YOUR HAIR SO FUCKING HARD

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DAMN THAT’S A LOT OF OLIVE OIL

PUT YOUR HAIR IN A FUCKING PONYTAIL, SHIT’S GONNA GET MESSY

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GOTTA KEEP THAT SHIT OFF YOUR CLOTHES

NOW PUT OLIVE OIL IN A FUCKING SPRAY BOTTLE FOR EASIER APPLICATION. GO AHEAD AND ADD SOME CONDITIONER IN THERE TOO, WHY THE FUCK NOT

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NOW SPRAY THE EVERLOVING FUCK OUT OF YOUR HAIR

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SO FUCKING CHOICE

NOW YOUR GONNA LEAVE THAT SHIT IN YOUR HAIR FOR A MINIMUM OF HALF AN HOUR BEFORE YOU WASH IT OUT BUT ITS WAY MORE FUCKING EFFECTIVE IF YOU LEAVE IT IN AS LONG AS YOU CAN

YOU ARE NOW ON THE ROAD TO HEALTHY FUCKING HAIR

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YOU’RE FUCKING WELCOME

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